After numerous requests from desperate citizens, our investigators, persuaded by a strong dose of crunchy all'amatriciana, drafted the first report on missing Vip media universe:
What happened to Ricky Martin?
After teaching dance at the Latin American Carpenter Awarded "The Guzzi" Casalecchio, and the stormy love affair with Lilly, a beautiful specimen of female Golden Retriever (but c ' who say the same with her only because of his pedigree), now lives permanently in Bellano (LC), where he opened the concerts of the municipal dog pound.
What happened to Paul Brosio?
After the experience humiliating as having to scoop the poop Emilio Fede, and his past in Pavlovian reality show, has stopped cheering Juve, preferring to cheer the huge Our Lady of Medjugorje , a place where he now lives. The mayor of Medjugorje named him an honorary citizen, for the revival of religious tourism, because of the tears of the Madonna, which flow only when Brosio in town.
What happened to Gabriele La Porta?
What appears every night on Rai is actually a double. The original is untraceable: it is said to be hidden in the valleys of Umbria to escape a horde of angry viewers because night with an enlarged testicular irreversible. And they are all women.
What happened to George W. Bush?
of him were untraceable. His wife Barbara has consumed dozens of bottles of Jack Daniels for his work in vain (on the other hand, his liver is now so big that decided to furnish it in style "Old Berlin"). Is said to be holed up in a cave with Mahmoud, a teenager in Baghdad, which was madly in love during the Sunday hunting on his estate to the Iraqi Texas. And to think that Mahmoud has never liked to practice Animal Sex.
Enrico Ghezzi What happened?
E 'was seen wandering sneak into a theater of the Roman province, during the screening of latest film Federico Moccia. There was a rumor that if you listen to the audio of the film on the contrary, you hear a speech on Kurosawa.
What happened to David Copperfield?
E 'next to you, but if you turn around it disappears.
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